13 years ago today you entered my life and opened my eyes....to the wonderful world of boys!! I wouldn't trade it for the world! You have been a joy and a challenge. I love you with all of my heart and am so proud of the young man you are becoming!! Happy Birthday Wyatt!!
This is a re-post of the things I've learned as your mom:
Moms of boys are aware of certain truths:
1. Any reference to genitalia is hilarious.
2. Any sound of a bodily function is equally hilarious.
3. A story with mention of bodily functions is only topped by one with senseless violence.
4. If there is a way to get dirty doing something, they will find it.
5. If its at all possible to get it in a pocket, they can do that too.
6. If the street floods, its better than a pool!
7. Any article of clothing that has been on their body is now stinky.
8. Lego's hurt badly when stepped on in the dark.
9. When they start dressing themselves, re-folding the clothes they AREN'T wearing becomes a daily chore.
10. Girls become interesting far earlier than mom is ready for them to.
11. Every item they touch can become a weapon and often does.
12. As babies and toddlers, they are fascinated by their penises.
13. They don't outgrow #12.
14. The more you WANT them to remember their manners, the less they will.
15. The worst word you could possibly utter in the heat of the moment is the ONE word they will remember verbatim.
16. The amount of fun is directly proportional to the amount of danger involved.
17. The more expensive the toy, the faster they will find a way to break it.
18. The more he can gross out a little girl, the more he likes her.
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